A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
Incoming: this is a booty call. To accept, please reply with an appropriate time. To reject, please reply "N" and the information will be filed for future reference.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
I don't think I'm ever gonna need a boyfriend again. I have a body pillow, a vibrator, and I'm strong enough to open my own jars.
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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