barbara walters just said penis...
As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
Apparently I made a chicken patty, angrily took it out of the microwave, walked outside, and threw it over the balcony. #me
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
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