You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
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