i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
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