she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
Sorry about my life...
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
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