Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
I'm thinking of writing "I have herpes" on my stomach in sharpie that way I'm not tempted to show my tits tonight
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
Vodka?
Forever.
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
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