And now his mom knows I was dipping my pen in company ink
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
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the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
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If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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