they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
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Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
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I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
You do realize last night you asked me if shampoo had an expiration date then cried for 15 mins when I told you it did
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