just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
I just came up with the perfect plan. Once i'm a dentist i'm going to offer dad a million dollars to divorce mom.
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i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
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I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
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