He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
Someone left a beer in front of your door...there's a note with it that says "peace offering"
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
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