It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
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Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
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I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
I slapped a guy during sex last night because he moaned the wrong name. Then I remembered I gave him a fake name. Sorry bro.
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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