It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
i really wish my pants would only unzip when im sober
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
I just bought emergency deodorant at Dominick's and put it on in front of a homeless man while waiting for the bus. He laughed and said 'girl, you a mess'. This is my life.
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
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