Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
I have already put on my inside pants.
You can make out without kissing
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