We're like a lot better than the average bears
You're gonna have to start calling my house phone from now on
How come?
Cuz 'Dad' looked pretty similar to the word Dane when i sent that picture message
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
My vagina just recognized that song.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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