Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
Answer the phone when I call you in a second. Just got pulled over for getting road head, going to secretly put you on speaker phone, this should be good
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
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so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
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Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
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