Thanks to blow jobs, my margarita's at the bar are only 3dollars.
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
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Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
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i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
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