i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
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