Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Someone shit on the floor
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
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