She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
Hows this for an invention: a toilet that weighs your poop
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
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judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
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I put xanax in the cake batter
Did you really? It all makes sense now.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
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