that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
I may or may not have just ruined a marriage. But in my defense I got all my drinks for free tonight.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
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