his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
what day is it and did you see me today?
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
I'm sitting in the drive through at Mcdonalds right now watching the workers pressure wash the vomit I left from last night.
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
Randomize
