bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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