It's Friday. Sex?
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
my dad came in to wish me a happy birthday and found me passed out in my underwear with the lights on and a plate of meat on the bed. i bet he was proud to have contributed to my creation in that moment.
If I sit on the seam of my jeans just the right way when the bass hits, this might be my new favorite band.
Quick, to the slutcave!
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Randomize
