we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
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She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
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He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
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