Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
I fell asleep next to my cousin and woke up with my hand in her pants because i though it was lisa
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
It's not my fault. Someone keeps buying me tequila shots. Idk who. But every time I look down there's another. I think there's a conspiracy.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
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