"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
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every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
Do one night stands count towards my number?
Yes. A penis is a penis
Even bad ones?
YES.
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
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STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
The brides mom put a 6 year old in charge of me to make sure I don’t get too drunk before the wedding
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
I just sharted for the first time in my life. Age 33. Lying in bed. Sober. 2021 is off to a great start!
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