im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
Some guy was coming onto me last night and in the middle of it all he said: 'It literally says this on my birth certificate: Francis Coburt: The Guy Who Can Pull Two Beers Outta His Pants Like Magic.'
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
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