After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
Considering last night's endeavors, I am going to hell 5 times over. 1 for puking on a hobo, 1 for laughing about it, and 3 for remembering it today and laughing about it sober
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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