Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
In other news, I'm pretty sure my mom was encouraging me to have a threesome yesterday... I don't even want to start digging in that garden of horror and trauma.
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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