Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
She's not a foreskin expert like you
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
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