; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
I fell off the front porch last night. Actually.. I dove. I dove off the front porch.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
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