Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
What did we do last night that was yellow?
I had a fork in my beer hand and just stabbed my tongue.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
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