Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
My feet smell like cheese. Makes me hungry.
He is an equal opportunity slut.
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
There I was, puking into the toilet, and he was rubbing my feet, buck naked. I feel like a drunk Disney princess.
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
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