please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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