You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
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So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
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I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
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