i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
The shit I just took was my body's way of telling me bourbon and mixed nuts aren't an appropriate dinner. Well played, colon. WELL. PLAYED.
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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