ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
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welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
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lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
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