and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
Just keep in mind that she didn't start telling you you had the largest penis she had ever seen until AFTER she found out about your multi-million-dollar trust fund.
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
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