Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
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I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
So, my ex just showed me the drunk voicemail we left him last night. Started out with me saying "I think it's Shane." Then you took my phone and started singing a song about peanut butter, train tracks, and tequila. I joined in. On the upside, he said he's totally fine with being on the drunk dial list from now on. Soooo, another tequila night??
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Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
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