She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
Found my phone laying in a snow angel outside my apt this morning.
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
It's like my uterus was saying, "hey, you're not pregnant, but imagine if you were!"
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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