how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
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so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
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It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
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