I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
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