I hope I'm pregnant just to spite you.
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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