I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
he wouldn't shut up and let me sleep
yeah i got into a fight with my man last night
why can't men just shut up and put out?
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
He could stay over, if you'd just ask.
Yeah. What am I supposed to say? "Oh, my couch is occupied, but my vagina's not"
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
Randomize
