spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
Two word: claymation porn. Think about it.
I don't think I can ever express my appreciation for the things you text me.
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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