perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
That awkward moment when you can't tell what smells like tacos: you, the cat, or the strange guys blanket your so tenderly swaddled in.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
1) break up with him. 2) feel bad. 3) fuck some other guy. 4) feel better. Boom! Life plan. You're welcome.
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
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