Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I'd rather watch my mom take a shit while reading the sunday new york times than watch mama mia .
She wanted to fuck you. You threw up on her. Congrats.
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
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I'm drunk enough to talk Barbara Walters outta her panties
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
Last night I dreamt that I sold my car and used the money to have wheels surgically implanted in my feet and legs so I became a human heely and I just rolled everywhere
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
You peed on a flamingo?!?
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