Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
i woke up and my collection of plastic neon wayfarers were half-melted in the microwave. my drunk self hates my hipster self
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
I just had the polyamorous Canadian hockey player do the splits while naked in a handstand at my apartment just now. And yes, I know it’s 1:30am on a Thursday.
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