Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
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sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
I bought a police grade breathalyzer on ebay at 4:37 am. At least I'm a responsible drunk.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
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Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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