The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
Is today national text-a-girl-whose-had-your-dick-in-her-mouth day and I just wasn't aware?? I am getting the most random "just saying hey" texts ever and that's the only common denominator.
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
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All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
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I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
The oven caught fire. I put it out, but called the fire department just to make sure it was okay since the smoke wasn't going away
You just wanted to meet firemen
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
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