I just heard a mom tell her toddler son "shut the fuck up. Don't ask me to buy you shit when i'm taking u to go see some fucking animals" welcome to the bronx.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
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It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
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At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
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