I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
I just found a bagel and a condom in my coat pocket. I love blackouts
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
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