She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
There was jim beam in your oven. I just preheated it.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
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I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
The woman at the bus stop told me i smell delicious and asked if i wear cotton then proceeded to tell me about her shellfish allergy
i knew it was time to leave the bar when i caught myself doing karate dance moves with a married man.
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its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
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