he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
i think i just lost a toe
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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