Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
i dont know whats worse..that i woke up in a gorilla suit or that its covered in peanut butter
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
Randomize
