how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
I just gift wrapped bread.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
You've changed since you got that strap on
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
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